Once upon a time I was on a bicycle adventure through Botswana and there were lots of elephants all over the place and I was convinced they were going to kill us all. So I told my Adventure Potato that if he let me ride through all of the elephant areas without any of us getting eaten or squished, then he could give me Malaria. Which he did. And although that was about as fun as learning how to remove my own eyeball with a pair of rusty spoons, it was definitely way more fun than being eaten. So I thought it was a good bargain.
If you would like to learn how to make such great deals with your Adventure Potato, then this is for you. And if you have no idea what an Adventure Potato is, read this post first.